You lean in close to kiss the King. Right before your lips touch his, you feel a sharp pain in your chest. As you look down, you see the King's paw wrapped around a dagger.
"I did not say you could kiss me."
He twists the dagger.
"Did you forget I am the King of all Rodentia? I can not be so easily won."
You fall to the floor in a pool of your own blood. All there is to do is wait to die.