You lunge towards the chinchilla, hoping to take the bigger one down first.
"Aww, that's too bad. Guess we have to do this the hard way."
The chinchilla catches you with one paw mid-lunge and slams you onto the ground.
"We appreciate your... donation."
Looking up from the ground, you see the mouse pointing a strange-looking gun at you.
"Sorry it had to be this way."
BANG!