A large chinchilla stands blocking your path. Your pursuer, a mangy-looking mouse, blocks the other way.
"So fella, me and my buddy here have a little bet."
"We think you might have something we want."
"Just a little bit of cheddar, if you know what I mean."
"He means money."
"Thank you, Lurg."
The chinchilla takes another step towards you.
"So, pal, you wanna help me win this bet?"