Main Tunnels

You walk towards the light and peek around the corner. You see a muscled guinea pig and a scarred naked mole rat walking towards you. 

"I hate tunnel duty."

"I think Big Johnny just gives it out as punishment. He seemed mad at us after last week."

"Us? You're the one who tried to mug a damn Royal Guard!"

"You didn't stop me!"

The guinea pig stops.

"Hey, wait a minute."

He looks at you. 

"Who are you!?"