You walk up to the group of rodents and pick up a box from the loading dock. You follow a rat carrying another one of the boxes down a hallway, then into a large warehouse. The rat sets his box down and you set yours down next to it.
"Welcome to the worst job of your life."
You look at him. He's quite handsome.
"The name's Ed. I'm trying to get a union started up here. Would you like to join?"