The gopher sighs, then responds with a monotone memorized blurb.
"We produce the circuit boards that power most of the technology in Rodentia. We're the leading supplier to all four of the major corporations as well as the King's Guard. We're known for our robust set of safety protocols and our community-driven work environment."
The gopher stares at you blankly when they've finished.
"Look, do you want a job or not?"