You ask to inspect the weapon. The vendor hands the weapon to you, then starts.
"Shit."
You hear a commotion behind you. When you turn around, you see a Royal Guard running towards you, shouting.
"Put down the weapon! The sale of weapons is illegal in this marketplace!"
He draws his needle and raises it to strike you. You hear a gunshot from behind you, and the Royal Guard stumbles. He has been shot in his left hind paw. A voice from behind you says,
"You are not welcome here! The revolution will not be stopped!"