You smash wildly at the various cymbals and hi-hats on the drum kit. Almost immediately, the rest of the musicians lose time and the song completely falls apart. Everyone stops playing to stare at you in disbelief. The guitarist walks over to you and snatches the drum sticks out of your paws.
"What the heck, man. I thought you said you could play the drums."
Before you can respond, the owner of the bar storms up to the stage.
"I'm losing money for this?! Get out!"
The guitarist turns from you and begins to argue with the mouse.
"Wait, wait! We can just play without a drummer! They said they could play the drums!"
"In no world will I let the reputation of my bar suffer to offer you nitwits another chance to burst my eardrums!"
The other band members jump in and begin arguing. In the commotion, you sneak out of the bar. That was embarrassing.