Art Gallery

A distinguished-looking guinea pig walks onto the stage. 

"Thank you, thank you. Really, I appreciate your visiting my new exhibit. It is so important to pay patronage to small art establishment these days, with so much... censorship and monitoring. The idea for this exhibit came to me when the Rat King put out his decree banning the portrayal of anti-Royal Guard art in public. It is a violation of our very basic rights as artists. This collection of artwork is intentionally abstract, so as to comply with the King's decree, while also covertly criticising the Royal Guard's presence in..."

Jean stares at the gallery's entrance.

"Can I help you, sir?"

You turn around and see a Royal Guard standing in the doorway. The room begins to shuffle and chatter anxiously. The guard takes a document out of her belt.

"I have here  a warrant for the closing of this gallery, for the violation of the Kings Decree number 2460-F. Please exit the building while the King's Guard begins a sweep of the premises."

"This is ridiculous. We have done nothing wrong. This is simply an exhibition of abstract art. There is no violation of any decrees."

"As you yourself stated, this art is abstract in order to covertly criticize the Royal Guard. This is clearly in violation of the decree. Please comply or I will have to place you under arrest."

Jean glances towards the corner of the room, then nods. All of a sudden, a rat bursts through the crowd and tackles the guard. The two fall to the ground, struggling to gain an advantage.